drunkpeeta:

if girls aren’t allowed to wear revealing clothing then boys shouldnt be allowed to wear their pants so low that i can see their underwear

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Things you never knew about dreams

the—personal—quotes:

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80% of people never knew this about dreams. Do you know these interesting facts? Read them all here!

Tumblr what the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with you fuck you yahoo I fucking hate you you're ruining my fucking life do not fucking sensor fucking images you fucking fucks

  • Cunts.

fuckyeahilikechicks:

intothetoybox:

nickandstuff:

Gay porn never ceases to amaze me

i am actually laughing so hard at this omg can you imagine if you were ready to get intimate with someone and then SUDDENLY GYMNASTICS

^

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blowme-a-frenchkiss:

guys, there’s an ad for MT on a weather website. they’ve finally made it

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peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

pale-guy:

Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.

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xcatalicious:

UMM..EXCUSE ME WHAT IS THIS??

is this because of Yahoo?

Damn, I never said anything bad about the yahoo thing and they treat me like this? smh

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r0yall:

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

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